//[damn sian part 2]\\

A police officer stops a car going 80 kph in a 60 kph zone.
The driver says, "Gee, officer i had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful the radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal detector, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And i notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on but took it off when you pulled me over so that i could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt while driving"
And as the officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Doesnt your husband always talk to you this way, Madam?"
"Only when he's been drinking, Sir"
HAHAHAHAHA

-but baby dun u break my heart slow|11:04 PM|

///yours truly
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known as: Andy[Momo]
me`maself & i . 19 . my family = father , mother , sister . 2 dogs = momo and cookie . daydream . shopping . cs . dota . 10/may/1988 . Single . Waiting for her . =( .

///etched in my head
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- everything means nothing if i aint got you

/soothing to the ear
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- Neyo - Because of you

///down memory lane
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October 2005
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///my fans!
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///friends
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Chantelle
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Eln

///mah dawg man
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